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News of Earth-like Planet Suppressed

coconscious — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:04:53 +0000

European scientists have recently published their discovery of 32 new planets. Journalists at Miskatonic Press Agency have reported that Brussels has forced these scientists to suppress evidence that one of the planets was capable of sustaining life.

Asked why the European central government would attempt to suppress this amazing news the scientist responded, “That’s going to come out soon”.

United States Government Manufacturing Disease

coconscious — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:59:18 +0000

In a speech at the Cook Convention center Louis Farrakhan urged the black community to seek internal reform. Farrakhan followed the speech with an assertion that he had proof that the government was directly responsible for the H1N1 virus, stating that he had spoken with scientists who had said, “[with] 6.5 billion people. We just can’t feed that many. So what are you going to do? Kill as many as you can”.

Large Hadron Collider Affecting History

coconscious — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 18:56:25 +0000

A recent article from the Australian quotes Holger Bech Nielsen of the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen as saying that nature abhors the Higgs Boson particle that the LHC was designed to manufacture. According to Nielsen, the LHC has created a Higgs Boson particle at some future point, but this rupture has had ripple affects in time causing the recent catastrophes that have prevented the LHC from operating.

Recent work stoppages at the LHC have included a fire and the arrest of one of its scientists for ties to Al-Qaeda.

Displaced in Northern Pakistan

coconscious — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 17:48:17 +0000

Pakistani Town Cut Off From World

coconscious — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 16:54:11 +0000

From the BBC article, residents of Tiarza in northern Pakistan were cut off from the rest of the world as the Pakistani army moved into the town, purportedly hunting Taliban in the area. According to the army, the Taliban destroyed the village’s only communication tower late Sunday cutting off the town from the rest of the world.

A resident from Tiarza who escaped the violence called the Army’s account into question claiming that the communications tower was destroyed by aerial bombardment.

Reptillians Manipulating World Events

coconscious — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 16:37:49 +0000

From the Rocky Mountain Collegian, Prof. David Horn recently spoke at a conference telling attendees that since the early history of man reptilian aliens have been guiding man’s evolution in hopes of someday using them as slaves.

Pakistan Army Continues into South Waziristan

coconscious — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 08:05:36 +0000

Responding to recent attacks the Pakistani army continued into South Waziristan with 30,000 troops intent on moving the Taliban out of the area.

The Miskatonic Press is reporting that loud wailing has been heard coming from villages under attack. On returning to his home after an army attack, a local tribal chieftain was reported as saying, “I came back, there were pieces of the fighters everywhere. The entire market is stained with their blood. They have been torn to pieces by the army’s forces and the claw marks are covering their bodies”.

Asked to refine his comments, the chieftain waved off the interviewer and returned to his home.

Solar “Ribbon” Not There Before

coconscious — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 07:59:36 +0000

As reported previously, scientists recently found a ribbon of magnetism enveloping our solar system. The field runs perpendicular to the galactic heliosphere and most likely plays a role in blocking cosmic rays.

Dave McComas of the Southwest Research Institute has recently been quoted as saying, “It wasn’t there before, that’s what people need to understand. We have data from a month earlier. Something turned this thing on, and there’s no telling if it is going to stay on”.

Oren Peli Suggests “Paranormal Activity” Based on Reality

coconscious — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 07:51:01 +0000

Oren Peli created “Paranormal Activity” with $15,000 and a limited shooting schedule. The movie grossed over 7.9 million dollars in its first week.

Studio executives are now downplaying comments Peli recently made about the origins of the idea for the movie. ”After I moved in to my house, I started hearing strange creaks and other noises,” Peli told an on-line news website. “The scene where the girl’s hair gets puffed up by the breath of the demon really happened, and it happened to me,” added Peli. “It even whispered its name”.

Speculation about what that name was and whether Peli was winding up the interviewer remains unanswered. Jason Blum, the film’s producer quickly ushered Peli out of the room. The two could be heard arguing before Blum returned to tell the interviewer that the interview was over.

New Findings from the Catlin Arctic Survey

coconscious — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 07:30:37 +0000

In the spring of 2008, the Catlin Arctic survey members began collecting data on arctic sea ice. Initial findings showed the sea ice to be much thinner than originally thought and at one point the team had to leave camp in the middle of the night in order not to be sucked in to cracks forming in the ice bed.

“There was a lot of loud popping, then the ground started shaking,” said one team member. Running from the camp in the dark they couldn’t see their way back to camp. “It was frightening,” the scientist added, “like there was something under the ice out there to get you”.

According to expedition leader Pen Hadow, modern science is missing direct observation. “It’s dangerous work, and chilling to hear the ice growling when you are trying to sleep, but it’s necessary work”.

Scientists now believe that the Arctic sea ice will be gone in ten to twenty years as a result of the survey. “They’ll be more shipping lanes,” Hadow said, “but they ought to know what they are getting into before they come up here”. Adding, “Things can stay frozen up here for a long, long time. Who knows what’s under the ice”.