News of Earth-like Planet Suppressed

European scientists have recently published their discovery of 32 new planets. Journalists at Miskatonic Press Agency have reported that Brussels has forced these scientists to suppress evidence that one of the planets was capable of sustaining life.

Asked why the European central government would attempt to suppress this amazing news the scientist responded, “That’s going to come out soon”.

Large Hadron Collider Affecting History

A recent article from the Australian quotes Holger Bech Nielsen of the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen as saying that nature abhors the Higgs Boson particle that the LHC was designed to manufacture. According to Nielsen, the LHC has created a Higgs Boson particle at some future point, but this rupture has had ripple affects in time causing the recent catastrophes that have prevented the LHC from operating.

Recent work stoppages at the LHC have included a fire and the arrest of one of its scientists for ties to Al-Qaeda.